don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums. anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
when you turn 18 you can only blog about the following things
- current events
- the glories of small government
- freeform jazz